I woke up master by standing on him. Once he was awake I demanded he let me snuggle his leg for no less than an hour.

After I was done with him i allowed master to shower and shave. I licked his leg once as he was drying off… just so he knows I helped.

I then demanded a walk.

Master stoped to talk with the landlady. So I slipped out of my leash and made him chase me. It was so much fun! Then I had to stop and poop and he caught me.

I was exhausted from playing tag with master so I took a nap on his house pants.

Then I heard a loud noise. It was scary… so I hid under masters bed.

After I was shure the noise was gone I decided to get some protection in case the noise came back. I am makeing a shank.

This may take me a while.

I was distracted from shank makeing when master suggested a car ride. I love car rides!

I love going places with master.

Oh no! It was a trap! The groomers! Quick master, escape is this way.

Why are you not comeing! It’s the groomer! Run!

I am not happy about this.. oh! Master has returned for me! I love my master.. quick! To the car!

Because he is a good master I allowed him to give me a new bone when I got home…. omg.. it’s made of compressed cheese..

I reward master by snuggling his legs.