Diet day 3.. ish.

Why must beer taste better when your abs are sore? I swear it does. Had stir fry last night and a soda but I took cookie for a late night run so hopefully that will burn the soda calories. Fuck this beer tastes good. Hmm.. I wonder if one of the local breweries would sponsor my blog if I had enough followers.. what do you think? Should I be a shill for free beer? Do drunk crunches all day and dom by night?… naw… but it was a fun thought. Although… if it were a salsa company I would have trouble saying no.. just putting it out there.. you read me Mark’s good stuff salsa? The salsa that is the most amazing thing on the shelf. And good ole Pace.. I cant forget you.. you are a meal in a jar. 🤠

Ok ok.. back to diet. I usually dont eat breakfast anyways (a cup of tea does me just fine) had a salad for lunch. (Small salad because the damm grocery store put all the brown and wilted lettuce in the center and covered it with the nice looking leaves). And now I am haveing a quarter of a bag of salsa verde chips (not portioning, that was all that was left in the bag). Have yet to decide what I am doing for dinner but there is a frozen pizza in the freezer that has curves in all the right places… but I must resist! Why must the beer taste so good? Why? Hmm.. maybe a good night for tacos.. who am I kidding.. its always a good night for tacos.

Best wishes -SirHanz

Running with monster.

Dog barking.. huh?..what?..

Eyes open, damm that mutt..

Fine fine.. I will take you out..

Just keep it down, no need to shout…

On goes the leash, out the door..

Plenty of grass, why’d you pee on the mower?..

Time to run, my little buddy and me..

Stoping again? You still have to pee??..

The breeze is cool as we take our lap..

Stop and sniff.. of course.. now you have to crap…

Time to run, up the big hill..

He looks so cute with his fuzz all flying..

Back at the house, man.. my legs kill…

What? Now you want food? Come on little buddy… I’m buying.

Best wishes -SirHanz

Q&A the questions

I love good questions. I dont pretend to have all the answers but even if I am stumped I usually learn something along the way. So I thought I would put it to you, the reader to ask me some questions. No restrictions on topic or personal boundaries. Ask anything. I will do my best to answer and in the process maybe get to know my readers a little better. I will give a week or untill there are 25 questions. Leave your question in the comments or send via the email on my site. 😁 this should be fun, cant wait to see what interests you.

Drunk blogging!

Wow. I feel so much better! The only downside so far is I am almost out of vodka. Have to switch to rum soon. So what shall I drunk blog about. Wana see a dick pic?

Hahahahaha… yah.. you know that shits funny. What else have I got horded away for a special occasion.. oh I know.. how bout an awsome picture of cookie! Yay doggies!

Hehe.. lion dog.

I went to a family reunion last year and we rode these around the town by the beach in Oregon!

Dont ever ride them. They will murder your legs. *sigh* family.. I guess I dont have one of those anymore. Plus now I have to tell all the relatives that we are not together anymore. Well.. at least we were not married so no leagal divorce necessary.

I need to cheer up. Let’s look at more pictures. Here is one of me and my favorite uncle! (Currently battling cancer. I wish him all the blessings I can to get better soon.)

Oh! I have a second cousin on moms side that is an amazeing clay sculptor and artist.

That’s a tea pot!

Why does hostess make snowballs blue? Is it funny? Blue balls? Yah.. it’s funny.

Ha! Me in winter fuzzy hat! Cant be sad in a fuzzy hat!

Ok.. time for another drink then maybe sleep. Drunk blogging on 4 hours sleep after haveing your woman leave you cuz your “too good” is probably a bad idea. Fun now though. 😁