Man rules.

1. If I am wearing it…. it’s a napkin.

2. Every tool in the toolbox is a hammer. Except the screwdriver, and that’s a pry bar.

3. If the trash can is not full and you ask me to take it out.. I will forget.

4. If I cook, you do dishes.

5. Never ask if we think your fat. It’s a trap and no matter what we say we look like an ass.

6. If it itches… it will be scratched. Deal with it.

7. Let us oggle. We are going to look anyway, its genetic.

8. Ask for what you want. Hints of any kind do not work. Just say it!

9. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways and one makes you sad or angry, we ment the other one.

10. If we ask what’s wrong the answer should never be “nothing “

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