I dont want to beat around the bush, so I will just pop my head in the back door and start this.

Anal play. (Aka buttsex, aka patootie piracy, aka back door lovin, aka tossing salad, aka playing in the mud, aka fudge packing, aka rump humping, aka greek, aka takeing the dirt road, aka the Hershey highway, aka A level, aka butt darts, aka swedish bike ride, aka rodgering, aka French 3rd base, aka bumjack, aka cornholeing, aka rear injection, aka exit polling, aka getting accepted to brown, aka the chocolate cha-cha, aka packing the trunk, aka starfish love, aka rideing the A train, aka bone smuggling, aka punching the onion, aka potato thumping, aka sodomy, aka using the lube tube, aka getting a backstage pass, aka getting a bannana up the tailpipe, aka spelunkadunk, aka brown plowing, aka technically a virgin, aka popping it in the boot, aka bumjammin, aka getting a brown star award, aka hiney-humping, aka moon noodling.

Whew! Ever wonder why there are so many names for it? Because deep down most people like it or want to try it but are super embarrassed to talk about it.

Anal rules.

Rule 1. Use lube. (Unless you are trying to cause you and your partner pain.)

Rule 2. Be clean. Be shure to clean yourself inside and out before any anal play. (Unless your into that. No judgment, I just dont want to know)

Rule 3. Unless your partner does anal play on a regular basis you will need a warmup. Slow streching with toys or fingers usually works wonders. (Unless you want it to hurt.)

Rule 4. There is such a thing as too big or too long. Dont injure your partner.

Now we know the rules and the terms let’s look at how we play.

Toys.

Seriously? I have to explain what you can put up your partners ass to make them feel good?

*sigh* fine….*deep breath*

Plugs of all sizes, dildos, rotors, vibrators, anal beads, probes, vegetables, handles of various objects, inflatables, ice, things made of ice, ginger, anal training devices, speculums, and probably a whole bunch of other crap (pun intended) basically anything you can remove can be put in as long as it doesn’t have sharp edges.

Anal sex.

This can be rewarding for both male and female. The male enjoys the tightness and the female enjoys the stimulation of nerve endings around the ass and in the colon. Take it slow at first and enjoy the different sensations. This also gives your partner a chance to relax and adjust to the size and new feelings.

Rimming. (Anal oral sex)

Dont have much (any) experience with this one but some people enjoy it and I can see how it may feel degrading for a submissive who is into that.

And there you have it. Another installment from my kink list.

Best wishes -SirHanz